Famous Dubya Quotes

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."- George W. Bush

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."- George W. Bush

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that oneword is 'to be prepared'."- George W. Bush

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in thefuture."- George W. Bush

"The future will be better tomorrow."- George W. Bush

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."- George W. Bush

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."- George W. Bush

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firmcommitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."- George W. Bush

"Public speaking is very easy."- George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."- George W. Bush

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."- George W. Bush

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."- George W. Bush

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."- George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities inour air and water that are doing it."- George W. Bush

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."- George W. Bush

GOD HELP AMERICA!!!

You know you are still a Republican If...

You Know You Are Still a Republican If ...

• You are more upset about Brokeback Mountain than Abu Ghraib.
• You can't stand Hilary Clinton's hair but you have no problem with Tom DeLay's.
• You think Global Warming is no big deal but environmentalists are a major problem.
• You support the "war on drugs" but think Rush Limbaugh is being prosecuted unfairly.
• You think professional athletes make too much money but Sam Walton's kids deserve everything they have.
• You like the way George Bush walks.
• You think Al Gore is "wooden" and Donald Rumsfeld has charisma.
• You think CNN is biased but Fox News is neutral.
• You like the sound of Newt Gingrich's voice.
• You are sure the United States has the best education and health care systems in the world.
• You think Dick Cheney is a straight shooter.
• You think Michael Chertoff's beard makes him look distinguished.
• You think the problem with our health care system is lawyers.
• You think it was more important to locate Monica Lewinsky's blue dress than to locate weapons of mass destruction.
• You don't believe "terrorism" has made Rudy Giuliani an incredibly rich man.
• You believe freedom of speech covers everything Pat Robertson says and does, but burning a flag should be illegal.
• You have yourself convinced that the country and world are better off now than 5 years ago.